As the judge starts to speak the words, “This court will now take a 10 minute recess,” the attorneys join the rest of the court crowd in the screaming and cheering as they rush to be among the first to get to the playground and the swings. It is chaos. It is court. It is recess.
if i stay in bed i’ll be warm
if i get in the shower i’ll also be warm
but the distance between the bed and the shower
that is not warm
i cant believe we’d all be floating around having fun if it wasn’t for isaac newton inventing gravity
three cats are competing in a race. there’s an american cat named “one two three”, a german cat named “ein zwei drei”, and a french cat named “un deux trois”. the cats all swim across a lake. the american cat finishes first, the german cat finishes second, but the french cat is nowhere to be found.
because the un deux trois quatre cinq
IM LAUGHING SO HARD AT THIS JOKE IF YOU DONT UNDERSTAND IT I FEEL SO BAD FOR YOU
Rediscovering music is the best because it’s as catchy as a new song, but you already know all the words